FUCK GRAVITY WE HAD A DRAGON
I love that we all know what is this about.
So I told my mom that I was asexual, and she didn’t believe me. She told me I had a hormone problem, and took me to get checked for tumors.
Please reblog this if you are asexual, or believe that it is possible for one person to not feel sexual attraction to either gender.
(I kinda wanna show her up)
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MY NEW FAVORITE POST
those blogs with the url danisnotonfire but changed a little bit are literally the devil
i know right they’re so annoying
i agree they’re just the worst
why would they even do it? it’s terrible, really
i don’t even know if i am the real me anymore
i cant really even imagine having a penis because vaginas dont really stick out or anything like sometimes i even forget my genitals are there i just forget but like penises seem so?????? obstructive??? like damn aint ur penis in the way all the time????
Haha yea esp with my HUGE COCK haha broe . Damn my
meat so big haha fuck. Big penis , big penis man it’s me