partybarackisinthehousetonight:

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

(via puffymind)

denofkai:

me and jazz’s reaction to being show this awful page from a health guide in gym

(via condom)

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

(Source: johto-jordan, via spoken-not-written)

captainmjolnir:

People criticizing TFIOS because Gus sounds pretentious???

that was the point???

like literally at his fake funeral his best friend talks about how fucking pretentious he is and how annoying it was???

It was one of his character flaws? He was deliberately written that way?

You’re not being clever or critical by pointing it out, you are literally stating a fact about the novel that the author deliberately wrote

(Source: gameofbooze, via the-game-is--something)

actualgod-raynarvaezjr:

drtanner:

cruelfeline:

This husky is trying SO HARD to play with this cat.

And the cat is like NO o_o

image

I AM VERY, VERY BOTHERED

my husky acts like this too hey are the best 10/10 would recommend getting one

(via puffymind)

(Source: emmyc, via bryarly)

tiorickyaoi:

"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"image

"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"image

"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"

image

"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"

image

"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"

image

(via ruinedchildhood)

seethearrowtheyshot:

Hamish and Andy prank call two sex line workers.

(via pizza)

lifehacks247:

For More Posts Like This Follow LifeHacks247

And Click HERE for more Lifehacks!

(via pizza)